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In honor of Rizzo and Blacky, formerly Millie and Cindy.

Gettin your Griz on. Salad style.

Here's the real down and dirty about getting grizzly. I've got some foods here that will regenerate the damage done from Gutter's last blog post. Most of these veggies can be found right on Dickinson's campus or largely uneaten in the Villa fridge.

(DISCLAIMER: Jake do not attempt to eat any of these foods, they may kill you).


Top 5 Grizzed Veggies

#1 Swiss Chard: This shit is so stocked full of Vitamins, Omegas, and Crazy colors that it will shock the grizzly system. Swiss Chard is high in vitamins A, K and C with one cup containing 214%,716%, and 53% of the recommended daily value. It is also rich in minerals, dietary fiber and protein.
#2 Cucumbers: Not only is a cucumber deliciously innocent, but it is also a first phase pickle. Who doesn't love a good gherkin?
#3 Bell Peppers: Cooked, raw, slivered...this veggie is delicious--in any color! Peppers are extremely high in Vitamin C. Even on grizzly food, ie a steak and cheese, peppers are delicious. There is no excuse not to eat this veg.
#4 Onion: It is a badass allium, in the garlic family. Onions are awesome and they should be in everything, especially jive salad. Onions also help prevent osteoporosis, another great reason to say, "Screw Milk!"
#5 Cherry Tomatoes: Tomatoes in general are amazing, but what is better than a tasty bite-sized cherry tomato right off the vine? Nothing, nothing at all. The orange variety is especially sweet and rich in lycopene. If you like ketchup you must like tomatoes. Stop lying to your brain!

Alright folks, that's it! Get grizzly on this combo to try and survive your 50+ years. Again, Gutter please do not try this.

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Main Floor Library Bathroom

Why does everyone think they can shamefully deuce in this bathroom without consequence? It is an absurd thought that many dickinsonians possess. Not only is it wrong, but it is even more 0bvious what you have done. Your shameful stink is locked in a small bathroom with no window for escape. Everyone knows what you did...so stop doing it. That bathroom is for the good people that enjoy doing work on the main floor, ie the cushy chairs outside the writing center. Give us back our bathroom without your stink.

The Milk Debate: Do we need it?

Time and time again the question of milk consumption enters my periphery. Along with humans, you only see the cartoon barnyard cat really enjoying milk from a cow's teat.

Does extensive milk drinking lead to an affinity for large breasted women? Do we really need all that calcium? Is drinking the milk of other mammals the only thing that keeps us evolving? There are a lot of questions out there about milk, and I'd like to try to answer some of them by my extensive caf research.

First of all, I'd like to dispel the we need milk rumor. Milk is not a necessary entity past breast-feeding, unless you are these kids...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxv6R9fUO74

Anyways, many asiatic countries are more prone to being lactose intolerant because cows and goats are not native to many of the altitudes of Japan and China. Are these countries and people any less evolved? Nope, unless you are some sort of eugenics loony. In fact many ancient chinese medicines shy away from dairy consumption as it thickens mucus and makes colds and sinus infections even harder to get rid of. With this in mind, what's the human obsession with milk?

I would like to now bring up the connection to loving milk and loving large breasted women. Is it a ridiculous pairing? Doubtful, just ask Chuckles or Beastman26. They wouldn't argue for a minute that this connection doesn't describe their sexual interests. I also think it may hint to a bit of Oedipal longing, but hey I guess thats human nature. I'll have to take it up with Freud.

As for the calcium question, when we get older our bones are meant to get old and brittle, we just love fighting nature. We shouldn't really eat caf cheese sticks either, but hell we're only human.

Milk is a curious substance and is it really right to take calves' milk, talk about taking milk from a baby. So the real question is now, why don't we just drink human milk. I found that answer out today...we do! well some of us do anyway, and they're making a decent living off it!

They also have human milk cheese, yogurt and two ice cream flavors called "bosumberry and mammal chunk."

http://www.lalatimes.com/newsfea/lb_40_breast-milk-1108.php

The Aftermath of Wings

Dedicated to Jake Andrew Rainwater who couldn't see this truly embarrassing and scarring act

I think my first wing night deserves a blog entry, especially since I am still feeling the repercussions. I'd like to say that after the delicious bourbon honey bbq wings I had, I went out and had a fun and productive night, however I thought I could brave an insanity wing...

I have no idea what the composition and varieties of hot peppers/chili peppers constitute an 'insanity wing,' but i will say they have the ability to burn skin, lips, virtually all taste buds not to mention at least a day of awful, awful digestive experiences. I guess its safe to say the insanity wing burns from the moment it enters the body, to the moment it leaves it. Sorry for the crudeness, but let it be serve as a warning to those as naïve as I on the subject of wings.

I think it is safe to say I had one of the worst reactions to an insanity wing ever witnessed, every orifice on my face seemed to seep tears, nasal fluid and just general anguish. This is after two bites and a failed attempt to pick the meat off with my fingers. DO not touch the insanity wing with anything, fingers, lips, face as they will burn for hours after. If you wear contacts, sleep in them or wear glasses. I kid not, I spent most of my syllabus eve crying and shivering in the fetal position.

If you think you can handle the absolute pain that is an insanity wing or are as 'brave' as i thought i was here are a few tips:

Order a full glass of milk before the insanity wing.

Make sure there is a pitcher with lots of ice and water in it.

Smear that buffalo or ranch sauce on your lips, face and hands.

Do not drink coffee or eat caf food for 24 hours (nothing that will make you poop!)

Take a shower after and scrub your hands.

To the brave souls that ate 6 insanity wings each, i applaud you, but fear you might be missing some crucial stomach lining.

Welcome, Welcome

Hi all,

I am not doing a radio show this semester, but think it would be a travesty not to entertain you all with some weekly useless knowledge, facts and just general rants. Welcome to the blog, enjoy the Sarah Palin quotes and weekly polls. I also wanted to let you know Penis day in Japan is coming up March 15th, we may even be in Savannah, so make whatever dong preparations for the event!