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Thursday, February 4, 2010

The Milk Debate: Do we need it?

Time and time again the question of milk consumption enters my periphery. Along with humans, you only see the cartoon barnyard cat really enjoying milk from a cow's teat.
Does extensive milk drinking lead to an affinity for large breasted women? Do we really need all that calcium? Is drinking the milk of other mammals the only thing that keeps us evolving? There are a lot of questions out there about milk, and I'd like to try to answer some of them by my extensive caf research.

First of all, I'd like to dispel the we need milk rumor. Milk is not a necessary entity past breast-feeding, unless you are these kids...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxv6R9fUO74
Anyways, many asiatic countries are more prone to being lactose intolerant because cows and goats are not native to many of the altitudes of Japan and China. Are these countries and people any less evolved? Nope, unless you are some sort of eugenics loony. In fact many ancient chinese medicines shy away from dairy consumption as it thickens mucus and makes colds and sinus infections even harder to get rid of. With this in mind, what's the human obsession with milk?

I would like to now bring up the connection to loving milk and loving large breasted women. Is it a ridiculous pairing? Doubtful, just ask Chuckles or Beastman26. They wouldn't argue for a minute that this connection doesn't describe their sexual interests. I also think it may hint to a bit of Oedipal longing, but hey I guess thats human nature. I'll have to take it up with Freud.

As for the calcium question, when we get older our bones are meant to get old and brittle, we just love fighting nature. We shouldn't really eat caf cheese sticks either, but hell we're only human.

Milk is a curious substance and is it really right to take calves' milk, talk about taking milk from a baby. So the real question is now, why don't we just drink human milk. I found that answer out today...we do! well some of us do anyway, and they're making a decent living off it!
They also have human milk cheese, yogurt and two ice cream flavors called "bosumberry and mammal chunk."


http://www.lalatimes.com/newsfea/lb_40_breast-milk-1108.php

1 comment:

  1. i love milk. your post makes me wish i didn't, but sometimes it's just so cold and satisfying that it's the only drink worth having. also, that last link makes me want to throw up.

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